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Mark Wright's Bio

Mark Wright is the winner of the Apprentice and supposedly knows a thing or two about SEO. Currently he is having a very hard time ranking for his brand “climb online”, good luck on that bro. Oh yeah, this guy definitely looks like a straight shooter with top rankings written all over him!

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This is all in fun! Everyone was picked by social influence in SEO. Votes are all publicly submitted, 1 per IP address.

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  1. @seowithsugar says

    January 10, 2015 at 4:25 pm

    Thank you Jacob.

    Being the leading expert in digital marketing in the UK, I understand why you have selected me to be included in your post..

    I must however warn you. I am extremely competitive and I always win!

    I am the best sales person that has ever walked planet earth and my unique SEO products guarantee page 1!

    I am a specialist in Pecking Order Optimisation, or POO for short.

    I will use #POO on this post so it gets more coverage. I will use #POOP, that’s position of optimised page to keep track on this pages climb up the online ladder ( you see what I did there!)

    In short, I will win.

    There can be only one, I will be the biggest SEO Ass hole!

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