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Neil Patel

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Neil Patel's Bio

Founder of QuickSprout. Quoted from his <title> tag – “I’m Kind of a Big Deal”

Latest Posts by Neil Patel

  • How to Get More Google Reviews for Your Business in 2026

    If you want more local leads in 2026, you need more Google reviews. Not fake ones. Not purchased ones. Not a bunch of weird five-star posts that show up in one weekend and get your profile flagged. Real reviews from real customers. That matters because reviews are still one of […] The post How to Get More Google... Continue Reading →

  • How to Optimize Your Google Business Profile in 2026

    If you want more local leads, your Google Business Profile needs to be one of the first things you fix. For most service businesses, it is the difference between showing up when people search “near me” and getting buried under better-optimized competitors. That is because your Google Business Profile does […] The post... Continue Reading →

  • Local SEO in 2026: A 90-Day Plan for Service Businesses

    If you run a service business, local SEO is not about chasing vanity traffic. It’s about showing up when someone nearby needs exactly what you do and is ready to call, book, or request a quote. That matters even more in 2026. Google still says local rankings are driven by […] The post Local SEO in 2026: A 90-Day Plan... Continue Reading →

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Comments

  1. where can I meet you says

    October 14, 2014 at 3:20 pm

    I want to meet Neil Patel

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  2. Ulyses Osuna says

    October 7, 2015 at 3:01 am

    If anyone wants a bio about Neil there is a great video about him. This guy is one of the best in the marketing world. I definitely recommend
    https://youtu.be/6BG3au4Lzo4

    Reply
    • Jacob King says

      October 8, 2015 at 9:41 am

      Lol wow, nice buddy.

      Reply

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